The Lastborns: Sex, Love, and Life Beyond the Fairytale
Fairy tales are nice.
Real love is built.
The Lastborns is an unfiltered look at marriage, sex, and life as it actually happens — especially when things get hard. Hosted by Dave and Andi, the show explores what it means to stay connected through conflict, change, disappointment, and the unexpected challenges no one warns you about.
This is a sex-positive, honest conversation about long-term love — not the fantasy version, but the kind forged through adversity, growth, and real commitment. Because sometimes what you build together, after everything you’ve been through, can be better than any fairytale.
Episodes
49 episodes
We’re Finally Letting Ourselves Live Again
Season 2 of The Lastborns begins with a reset. After a year marked by grief, family upheaval, and near burnout, Dave and Andi reflect on what it means to choose joy again—without guilt and without pretending the pain didn’t happen. Thi...
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Season 2
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Episode 2
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25:11
This Almost Ended Us | A New Chapter for Our Marriage
We’ve always said marriage isn’t a fairytale — but this year proved it. From grief and relocation stress to emotional shutdowns and constant conflict, Dave and Andi share the unfiltered truth about the season that nearly ended their marriage. T...
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Season 2
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Episode 1
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31:50
Sexy Costumes, Six-Hand Massages & Self-Discovery
Halloween costumes, dueling pianos, six-handed sensual massages, emotional meltdowns, and a whole lot of self-awareness? Yeah… this episode is chaos with a purpose. The Last Borns head to the mountains and come back slightly more healed and jus...
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Season 1
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Episode 49
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38:24
Anxiety, Oil, and the Return of the Lastborns
Dave and Andi are back from their big move to Nashville and tackling everything from everyday anxiety to the art of a Nuru massage. They unpack social awkwardness, drive-thru stress, gift-opening panic, and yes—body-to-body oil adventures.
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Season 1
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Episode 48
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31:09
Orgy vs Forgy? Same or no?
What do Coke vs. Pepsi debates, mattress tags, and firehouse baby drop boxes have in common? Absolutely nothing—and yet somehow this episode makes it all sexy, silly, and slightly scandalous. Dave, Andi, Scott, and April get into the quirks of ...
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Season 1
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Episode 47
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46:40
Choreplay: Our Dirtiest Love Language Yet
Dave and Andi pack up their lives (and their podcast studio) as they prepare to move back to Nashville. From old court files resurfacing to house-selling horror stories, dishwasher standoffs, and the reality of making content at home — nothing ...
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Season 1
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Episode 46
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28:15
Why Gifts Are Overrated (But DoorDash Isn’t)
Dave and Andi tackle the chaos of marriage finances—joint vs. separate accounts, gift-buying disasters, and the anxiety of money secrets. Plus, a dive into Netflix’s The Hunting Wives and why their neighborhood is just as toxic.
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Season 1
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Episode 45
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25:10
Naked Cults, Zombie Barbies, and Other Things We Probably Shouldn't Talk About
This episode dives head-first into Andi's newest snack obsession that's destined for the dreaded "sun-kissed" graveyard. Dave invents a new reason to fear zombie apocalypses, while Andi imagines zombie Barbie dolls—because why not? Add in a hea...
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Season 1
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Episode 44
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30:49
Eye Contact? No Thanks, I’d Rather Set Myself on Fire
This week, Andi admits she’d rather set a room on fire than accidentally lock eyes with a stranger. Dave tries to decode her extreme aversion to eye contact, while Andi insists she can still see everything without ever looking up. They close wi...
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Season 1
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Episode 43
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31:56
Silent Disco at the Funeral Home
Ever wondered if you’d rather die at home or in a hospital? Neither had Dave and Andi—until they had to. This week they hilariously navigate through unexpected grief, questionable funeral protocols, and a business idea that's dying to be heard....
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Season 1
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Episode 42
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30:16
Scroll Fights, Sex Sounds, and Mexico Meltdowns
In this wildly personal episode, Dave and Andi break down everything from gender roles in furniture stores to a communication breakdown during Andi’s girls’ trip to Mexico. They get vulnerable about grief, personal differences, and yes—what hap...
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Season 1
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Episode 41
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26:54
Waving at Pancakes and Facing Death
Grief is just trauma’s annoying cousin that shows up uninvited—like Southwest’s fart-flavored snacks. Dave and Andi manage to move, mourn, and emotionally malfunction across state lines. Good luck finding a therapist better than this.
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Season 1
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Episode 40
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37:11
Age-Gated and Over It: Porn, Shame, and Parental Failures
What do Hobby Lobby, anal beads, and drive-thru baptisms have in common? According to Dave and Andi—everything. Join them as they talk about the dumbest new sex laws, why Utah is horny as hell, and how shame ruins everything (but also makes for...
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Season 1
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Episode 39
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34:20
Warning: Object Is Crazier Than She Appears
Who knew trash day could be that hot? Andi’s toxic love language will leave you gasping, while Dave’s warning label might just get him canceled. Also… someone said “Dora” during sex. Chaos.
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Season 1
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Episode 38
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34:59
Boobs, Builders, and Brown Recluses
In this episode, Dave and Andi take a hilarious, sexy, and slightly traumatic walk down memory lane as they revisit every home they’ve lived in over their 14-year marriage—from garter belts and ceiling fans to pool sex and brown recluse infesta...
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Season 1
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Episode 37
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32:17
Do These Boobs Make My Confidence Look Big?
Andi can’t close her mouth and Dave can’t stop touching her boobs. Also, Botoxed vaginas. Yeah, it’s that kind of episode. Join the Lastborns for an unhinged aesthetic deep dive you definitely don’t want to play on speaker at work.
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Season 1
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Episode 36
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34:32
Are We Swingers?
What happens when fantasies become reality—and reality isn’t what you expected? Dave and Andi unpack their journey through swinger spaces, compersion kinks, and why emotional connection is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
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Season 1
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Episode 35
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29:23
From Resting Bitch Face to Risma Glow
Andi’s ego death involved a thunderstorm, hallucinations, and her inner child whispering, “It’s all bullshit anyway.” Join Dave as he tries not to interfere while Andi floats off as vapor—and yes, she still keeps her snark.
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Season 1
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Episode 34
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33:30
Death of an Ego: Dave’s Accidental Psychedelic Spiral
Dave met God. Actually, no—he met himself. And an inner chipmunk named Todd. From accidental mega-doses to finger twitching, reality-bending, and a conversation with the universe, it’s one trippy-ass story. Bonus: Andi names her inner voice aft...
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Season 1
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Episode 33
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26:03
From Mushrooms to Mindset: How We Rewired Our Lives
Is it possible to heal old wounds with fungus? Tales of the Lastborns gets deeply personal this week — with stories of ego death, redemption, and why growing mushrooms might just save lives.
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Season 1
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Episode 32
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25:19
Two Thumbs Up and One in the Butt
We’re back from our wildest vacation ever—8 days of nudity, dancing, desserts, deep convos, and yes... butt stuff. Tales from Hedonism, Jamaica, where we stripped down literally and emotionally. Nothing was off limits—and nothing will be today ...
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Season 1
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Episode 31
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30:35
When HBO Taught Us About Sex (And Got It All Wrong)
What happens when you mix vodka, Washington DC, and a strict "no leaning" rule? Andy almost found out the hard way. Plus, she takes us behind the scenes of her days dominating car auctions, while Dave remembers his painfully awkward first time ...
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Season 1
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Episode 30
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27:18
Social Media Stalking & Why Dave Will Never Be Free
Andi’s handstands have taken over social media, but that’s not the weirdest thing happening in this episode. We’re introducing the Ghost Wife series—where Andi has died but refuses to let Dave move on. Plus, we talk about the fine line between ...
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Season 1
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Episode 29
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22:50
Why We No Longer Have Traditional Jobs… And You’ll See Why
When does a job stop being a job and start becoming a soap opera? From office sex with a city skyline view to unintentional stripteases in sales meetings, Dave and Andi unravel the scandalous side of their 9-to-5 past
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Season 1
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Episode 28
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33:34
Hand Sanitizer is Not Soap (and Other Crimes Against Humanity)
Urinal troughs, hand dryer ambushes, kids sticking their heads under stalls—public restrooms are absolute chaos. This episode is an unfiltered deep dive into the filth, the trauma, and the absurdity of using the bathroom outside your hom...
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Season 1
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Episode 27
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27:16