Tales of the Lastborns : Marriage, Mischief, and Making Content
Dive headfirst into Tales of the Lastborns, where content creators Dave and Andi mix dark humor, some serious moments, sexy secrets, and chaotic confessions from their creative lives. From behind-the-scenes hilarity to WTF moments that you’ll never forget, this podcast pulls back the curtain on what it’s like to be a little unhinged—and a lot unapologetic. It’s seductive, it’s wild, and it’s exactly the chaos you didn’t know you needed.
Episodes
20 episodes
Massage Mishaps and the Mystery of Amber
It’s episode 20, and we’re bringing the chaos! From Andi’s hilariously awkward massage story to Dave’s recount of Amber’s return, this episode is packed with laughs, claps (literally), and the nuances of life’s unwritten rules. Plus, a heart...
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Season 1
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Episode 20
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29:20
Not Like You: Embracing Our Inner Misfits
New year, new us? Not exactly. We’re talking fitness struggles, neighborhood awkwardness, and the ever-elusive quest to drink enough water. Spoiler alert: We’re still weird, and we’re not changing anytime soon.
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Episode 19
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28:32
Attraction 101: Laughs, Looks, and Pheromones
Attraction and antics collide in this holiday episode as we talk stinky head smells, the cutthroat Santa car game, and the infamous Cybertruck drama that had everyone unfollowing us.
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Season 1
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Episode 18
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39:08
Dirty Talk Debacles and the Mystery of the Picnic Ham
In this episode of Tales of the Last Borns, Dave and Andi recount their hilariously awkward Aldi trip involving "picnic hams," cart chaos, and the frigid Aisle of Shame. Things heat up as they discuss Dave's bizarre "horny sneezes," An...
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Season 1
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Episode 17
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30:53
The Fan Page Hustle: How We Found Freedom in the Unconventional
In this episode of Tales of the Last Borns, Dave and Andi share their journey into the world of adult content creation. From an unlikely ASMR studio encounter to an eye-opening OnlyFans idea born poolside in Mexico, this episode covers...
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Season 1
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Episode 16
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26:43
Friendsgiving, Faux Orgies, and the Swinger Myth
In Episode 15 of Tales of the Last Borns, Dave and Andi dive headfirst into the fascinating and misunderstood world of swinging. With humor, honesty, and just the right amount of awkwardness, they share a wild story about a cabin getaw...
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Season 1
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Episode 15
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35:47
Zombie Apocalypse Survival vs. Drinking the Kool-Aid: Our Debate
In this episode of Tales of the Last Borns, Dave and Andi dive headfirst into the complex world of plastic surgery—its rise in popularity, the societal pressures driving it, and Andi’s firsthand experiences in the field. The conversati...
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Season 1
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Episode 14
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27:42
First Encounters
In this episode, Dave and Andi recount their unforgettable first experience diving into open-minded exploration with another couple. From navigating pre-encounter nerves to handling unexpected moments that defied their “safe rules,” they share ...
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Season 1
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Episode 13
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35:56
Going All In: Why Exploring Together Strengthened Our Bond
In Episode 12 of Tales of the Last Borns, Dave and Andi dive into the world of open relationships, debunking myths and sharing how their journey into open-minded exploration has only strengthened their bond. Sparked by a comment predic...
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Season 1
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Episode 12
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31:31
Impostor Syndrome: Faking It ‘Til You Break It
In this episode of Tales of the Last Borns, Dave and Andy dive into the complex world of impostor syndrome. From humorous reflections on self-doubt to personal stories of overcoming feelings of fraudulence, they explore how this mindse...
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Season 1
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Episode 11
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31:47
Surviving the Small Stuff: Hair, Carts, and Existential Crises
In Episode 10, Dave and Andi take a breather from the heavier stories to dive into everyday rants and quirks. From hairy bathroom woes and grocery cart grudges to the absurdity of four-way stops and clean vs. dirty pen boxes, they explore the s...
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Episode 10
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32:17
From Darkness to Redemption: Dave’s Untold Story - Part 2
In this intense continuation of our bonus series, Dave opens up about the life-altering aftermath of the shooting, recounting the moments right after the homeowner's brave actions. He shares the chaos, the struggle to survive, and the unexpecte...
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Season 1
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Episode 9
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26:54
Reframe the Shame: Dave's Untold Story - Part 1
In Episode 8 of Tales of the Lastborns, Dave takes us on a raw and unfiltered journey back to one of the darkest moments of his life. He opens up about a chaotic night that led to a fateful encounter, sharing the story of a burglary th...
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Season 1
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Episode 8
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30:37
Southwest Shenanigans and the Road to Redemption with Jelly Roll
In Episode 7, Dave and Andy take flight—literally and figuratively! From navigating the complex world of Southwest Airlines’ boarding process to reminiscing about Dave’s unexpected connection with country star Jelly Roll, this episode offers a ...
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Season 1
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Episode 7
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25:38
How a Mexican Kitty Left Us Itching: Tales from Our Wild Travels
In this episode, Dave and Andi recount a wild vacation story involving a mischievous resort cat that left them with an unforgettable (and itchy) souvenir. They also dive deep into their childhoods, contrasting Dave's luxury upbringing with Andi...
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Season 1
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Episode 6
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37:23
Holy Certified Mail
What would you say is considered a poor diet? Sweet cereal at night? Honey and peanut butter sandwiches? Dave is a literal trash panda and eats food like he is a child who has never seen sugar! Meanwhile, Andi does not like to get verbal motiva...
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Season 1
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Episode 5
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32:39
Silver Spoons and Plastic Forks
Pet peeves, what are yours? Does it drive you crazy when people stand over the baggage claim at the airport? Andi and Dave discuss some of the things that drive them crazy.Would you ever guess that Andi grew up in a different worl...
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Season 1
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Episode 4
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37:02
Go to Sleep
Do you think that women stand out in home improvement stores? Andi shares her inner voice thoughts on how she feels walking through such a manly store.Who doesn't love massages? Andi believes you can hate them as much as you love them. ...
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Season 1
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Episode 3
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34:20