Tales of the Lastborns : Marriage, Mischief, and Making Content
Dive headfirst into Tales of the Lastborns, where content creators Dave and Andi mix dark humor, some serious moments, sexy secrets, and chaotic confessions from their creative lives. From behind-the-scenes hilarity to WTF moments that you’ll never forget, this podcast pulls back the curtain on what it’s like to be a little unhinged—and a lot unapologetic. It’s seductive, it’s wild, and it’s exactly the chaos you didn’t know you needed.
Episodes
31 episodes
Two Thumbs Up and One in the Butt
We’re back from our wildest vacation ever—8 days of nudity, dancing, desserts, deep convos, and yes... butt stuff. Tales from Hedonism, Jamaica, where we stripped down literally and emotionally. Nothing was off limits—and nothing will be today ...
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Season 1
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Episode 31
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30:35
When HBO Taught Us About Sex (And Got It All Wrong)
What happens when you mix vodka, Washington DC, and a strict "no leaning" rule? Andy almost found out the hard way. Plus, she takes us behind the scenes of her days dominating car auctions, while Dave remembers his painfully awkward first time ...
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Season 1
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Episode 30
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27:18
Social Media Stalking & Why Dave Will Never Be Free
Andi’s handstands have taken over social media, but that’s not the weirdest thing happening in this episode. We’re introducing the Ghost Wife series—where Andi has died but refuses to let Dave move on. Plus, we talk about the fine line between ...
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Episode 29
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22:50
Why We No Longer Have Traditional Jobs… And You’ll See Why
When does a job stop being a job and start becoming a soap opera? From office sex with a city skyline view to unintentional stripteases in sales meetings, Dave and Andi unravel the scandalous side of their 9-to-5 past
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Episode 28
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33:34
Hand Sanitizer is Not Soap (and Other Crimes Against Humanity)
Urinal troughs, hand dryer ambushes, kids sticking their heads under stalls—public restrooms are absolute chaos. This episode is an unfiltered deep dive into the filth, the trauma, and the absurdity of using the bathroom outside your hom...
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Episode 27
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27:16
Monogamy, Madness, and The Fear of Losing Your Spouse to a Pickleball Champion
Is monogamy just a lie we all agreed to? In this episode, Dave and Andi tackle Wild Love Theory—a concept that suggests love should be limitless, fearless, and open. Sounds beautiful, right? Until you realize it means you might have to...
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Episode 26
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33:35
Hard Nipples, Sexting Strategies & Unsolicited Dick Pic Etiquette
Sexting: is it hot, or just an exhausting mental exercise? Dave & Andi break down the unexpected struggles of digital flirting, the chaos of autocorrect mid-sext, and why being left on ‘read’ in the middle of dirty talk is a c...
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Episode 25
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27:08
Ejaculation Laws, Snitches, and Tater Yanking: A Legal Nightmare
What happens if you get caught masturbating in Mississippi? A fine? A slap on the wrist? A full SWAT raid on your house? Dave & Andi dive into the completely real proposed Mississippi ejaculation law and try to figure out
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Season 1
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Episode 24
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32:07
Crazy Calls, Creepy Neighbors, and Nighttime Oddities
Join Dave and Andi as they recount a chilling yet hilarious house-buying story, complete with an anonymous tipster, power-posing neighbors, and an unexpected call. Plus, dive into the quirky details of their sleep habits and tips for navigating...
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Season 1
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Episode 23
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27:43
Sphere, Stiffler’s Mom, and Spontaneous Butt Stuff
In Episode 22, Dave and Andi recount their Vegas escapades, including a breathtaking Sphere concert, unforgettable people-watching (hello, Stiffler’s Mom!), and a tourist-trap Eiffel Tower adventure. They also explore their weird obsessions, li...
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Episode 22
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34:46
Weird Is the New Normal: Tales of the Lastborns Edition
Why do elevators feel like battle zones for introverts? What’s the deal with people who don’t use turn signals? And why does peeling a TJ Maxx sticker feel like winning the lottery? Find out in this hilariously weird episode!
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Season 1
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Episode 21
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29:22
Massage Mishaps and the Mystery of Amber
It’s episode 20, and we’re bringing the chaos! From Andi’s hilariously awkward massage story to Dave’s recount of Amber’s return, this episode is packed with laughs, claps (literally), and the nuances of life’s unwritten rules. Plus, a heart...
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Season 1
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Episode 20
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29:20
Not Like You: Embracing Our Inner Misfits
New year, new us? Not exactly. We’re talking fitness struggles, neighborhood awkwardness, and the ever-elusive quest to drink enough water. Spoiler alert: We’re still weird, and we’re not changing anytime soon.
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Episode 19
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28:32
Attraction 101: Laughs, Looks, and Pheromones
Attraction and antics collide in this holiday episode as we talk stinky head smells, the cutthroat Santa car game, and the infamous Cybertruck drama that had everyone unfollowing us.
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Season 1
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Episode 18
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39:08
Dirty Talk Debacles and the Mystery of the Picnic Ham
In this episode of Tales of the Last Borns, Dave and Andi recount their hilariously awkward Aldi trip involving "picnic hams," cart chaos, and the frigid Aisle of Shame. Things heat up as they discuss Dave's bizarre "horny sneezes," An...
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Season 1
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Episode 17
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30:53
The Fan Page Hustle: How We Found Freedom in the Unconventional
In this episode of Tales of the Last Borns, Dave and Andi share their journey into the world of adult content creation. From an unlikely ASMR studio encounter to an eye-opening OnlyFans idea born poolside in Mexico, this episode covers...
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Season 1
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Episode 16
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26:43
Friendsgiving, Faux Orgies, and the Swinger Myth
In Episode 15 of Tales of the Last Borns, Dave and Andi dive headfirst into the fascinating and misunderstood world of swinging. With humor, honesty, and just the right amount of awkwardness, they share a wild story about a cabin getaw...
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Season 1
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Episode 15
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35:47
Zombie Apocalypse Survival vs. Drinking the Kool-Aid: Our Debate
In this episode of Tales of the Last Borns, Dave and Andi dive headfirst into the complex world of plastic surgery—its rise in popularity, the societal pressures driving it, and Andi’s firsthand experiences in the field. The conversati...
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Season 1
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Episode 14
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27:42
First Encounters
In this episode, Dave and Andi recount their unforgettable first experience diving into open-minded exploration with another couple. From navigating pre-encounter nerves to handling unexpected moments that defied their “safe rules,” they share ...
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Season 1
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Episode 13
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35:56
Going All In: Why Exploring Together Strengthened Our Bond
In Episode 12 of Tales of the Last Borns, Dave and Andi dive into the world of open relationships, debunking myths and sharing how their journey into open-minded exploration has only strengthened their bond. Sparked by a comment predic...
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Episode 12
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31:31
Impostor Syndrome: Faking It ‘Til You Break It
In this episode of Tales of the Last Borns, Dave and Andy dive into the complex world of impostor syndrome. From humorous reflections on self-doubt to personal stories of overcoming feelings of fraudulence, they explore how this mindse...
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Season 1
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Episode 11
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31:47
Surviving the Small Stuff: Hair, Carts, and Existential Crises
In Episode 10, Dave and Andi take a breather from the heavier stories to dive into everyday rants and quirks. From hairy bathroom woes and grocery cart grudges to the absurdity of four-way stops and clean vs. dirty pen boxes, they explore the s...
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Episode 10
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32:17
From Darkness to Redemption: Dave’s Untold Story - Part 2
In this intense continuation of our bonus series, Dave opens up about the life-altering aftermath of the shooting, recounting the moments right after the homeowner's brave actions. He shares the chaos, the struggle to survive, and the unexpecte...
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Season 1
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Episode 9
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26:54
Reframe the Shame: Dave's Untold Story - Part 1
In Episode 8 of Tales of the Lastborns, Dave takes us on a raw and unfiltered journey back to one of the darkest moments of his life. He opens up about a chaotic night that led to a fateful encounter, sharing the story of a burglary th...
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Season 1
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Episode 8
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30:37
Southwest Shenanigans and the Road to Redemption with Jelly Roll
In Episode 7, Dave and Andy take flight—literally and figuratively! From navigating the complex world of Southwest Airlines’ boarding process to reminiscing about Dave’s unexpected connection with country star Jelly Roll, this episode offers a ...
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Episode 7
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25:38